I am starting a new segment here on the window. The I’m sorry so sorry segment is going to follow the latest trend of people who break the law, or scream a racial slur, or any of those other things that people feel soulfully sorry about after they get caught doing it.
The most recent of course being Ponzi master Bernard Madoff. Today he pleaded guilty to the 11 counts against him. "I am actually grateful for this opportunity to publicly comment about my crimes, for which I am deeply sorry and ashamed,"
Well Bernie its ok, long as you’re sorry. I am sure the guilt is eating you up inside, which we hopefully leave more room for your new husband Bubba to make your honeymoon night more memorable
Some previous I’m sorry recipients...
Michael Richards
Michael Phelps
Kwame Kilpatrick
Mel Gibson
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